Apple vs. Microsoft

 Steve Jobs -  

• the man that thinks Motorola processors* and one button mice are neat.
• the man who frivolously sues competitors in order to delay their products release dates.
• the man who avoided changing the light bulb by redefining darkness as the standard.

*[Jobs eventually had to relent on this one after 2 decades.]

Bill Gates -

•  the man that saved Apple in a 1997 bailout.